From ac02b2b8056b8800f1ad1da68da89c365dd1ba84 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: Andrew Pamment Date: Sat, 16 Apr 2016 14:40:12 +1000 Subject: [PATCH] New menu theme based on a new login screen by NuSkooler --- ansis_default/doors.ans | 33 +-- ansis_default/filemenu.ans | 32 +-- ansis_default/issue.ans | 35 +-- ansis_default/mailmenu.ans | 34 +-- ansis_default/mainmenu.ans | 30 +-- scripts_examples/doors.lua | 7 +- scripts_examples/filemenu.lua | 6 +- scripts_examples/login_stanza.lua | 9 +- scripts_examples/mailmenu.lua | 16 +- scripts_examples/mainmenu.lua | 28 ++- scripts_examples/taglines.txt | 367 ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ 11 files changed, 506 insertions(+), 91 deletions(-) create mode 100644 scripts_examples/taglines.txt diff --git a/ansis_default/doors.ans b/ansis_default/doors.ans index bb8c045..9e3d210 100644 --- a/ansis_default/doors.ans +++ b/ansis_default/doors.ans @@ -1,15 +1,18 @@ -[?7h -    -   ۲ ۲        -                 -           - - 0. Example Door -  -  -  -  -  Q. Quit to Main Menu -  G. Goodbye (Log Off) - - + +              +                     +                       +           + +   1 Example Door 9  Unused + 2 Unused 0  Unused + 3 Unused A  Unused + 4  Unused B  Unused + 5  Unused   C  Unused + 6  Unused +   7  UnusedQ Quit to Main Menu +  8  UnusedG  Goodbye / Log Off + + +  +   diff --git a/ansis_default/filemenu.ans b/ansis_default/filemenu.ans index eefc21e..fabc0d3 100644 --- a/ansis_default/filemenu.ans +++ b/ansis_default/filemenu.ans @@ -1,14 +1,18 @@ - -     -                ۲ - ۲                   -          -  - }. Advance 1 Directory L. List Files - {. Retreat 1 Directory C. Clear Tagged List - ]. Advance 1 Subdirectory D. Download Files Tagged - [. Retreat 1 Subdirectory U. Upload a File - I. Select Directory - S. Select Subdirectory Q. Quit to Main Menu -  G. Goodbye (Log Off) - +         +                +                      +                         +           + +  {, } Back / Forward 1 Directory  C Clear Tagged List +  [, ] Back / Forward 1 Sub DirD Download Files Tagged +  I Select File Directory +  S Select File Sub DirectoryU Upload a File +  L List Files in Current SubDir + +  Only ZModem is currently supported Q Quit to Main Menu +   G  Goodbye / Log Off +                  +  +  +  diff --git a/ansis_default/issue.ans b/ansis_default/issue.ans index 8a7df07..e8a3cff 100644 --- a/ansis_default/issue.ans +++ b/ansis_default/issue.ans @@ -1,17 +1,22 @@ -[?7h + + + + + + + +          +          ߲  +  ܲ            +                +        nu!      +              +       +e a r t h a i r  f i r e    w a t e r + + +: ::[ magicka bbs software ]:: : + + - -        -         -  -  -  -  -   -       -     - Welcome To...  -Another Fine Magicka BBS -  - diff --git a/ansis_default/mailmenu.ans b/ansis_default/mailmenu.ans index 7512f4f..1bc51d7 100644 --- a/ansis_default/mailmenu.ans +++ b/ansis_default/mailmenu.ans @@ -1,16 +1,18 @@ - -     -                 ۲ -                      -              -  - }. Advance 1 Conference  E. Email a User - {. Retreat 1 Conference R. Read your Email - ]. Advance 1 Area - [. Retreat 1 Area -  C. Select Message Conference  -   A. Select Message Area -   L. List Messages -  P. Post a Message Q. Quit to Main Menu -   G. Goodbye (Log Off) -  +       +               +                     +                      +            + +  {, } Back / Forward 1 Conference E Email a User +  [, ] Back / Forward 1 AreaR Read Your Email +  C Select Message Conference +  A Select Message Area +  L List Messages +  P Post Messages + Q Quit to Main Menu + G  Goodbye / Log Off +         + + +   diff --git a/ansis_default/mainmenu.ans b/ansis_default/mainmenu.ans index 119b429..9f4284f 100644 --- a/ansis_default/mainmenu.ans +++ b/ansis_default/mainmenu.ans @@ -1,14 +1,18 @@  -   -                 ۲ -                       -               -  - M. Message Areas L. BBS List - T. File Transfer Area C. Chat System - B. Bulletins U. User List - D. Door Games & Utilites 1. Last 10 Callers -  A. Text/ANSI File Collection  S. Your Settings -  -  G. Goodbye (Log Off) - +                      +                      +                      +             + +   M Message AreasL BBS List +  T File Transfer AreasC Chat System +  B BulletinsU User List +  D Door Games & Utilites1 Last 10 Callers +  A Text / ANSI File Collection S Your Settings + + + G  Goodbye / Log Off + +                     +                     +   diff --git a/scripts_examples/doors.lua b/scripts_examples/doors.lua index df40609..f9a182a 100644 --- a/scripts_examples/doors.lua +++ b/scripts_examples/doors.lua @@ -1,13 +1,12 @@ - function menu() -- display menu ansi + bbs_write_string("\027[2J"); bbs_display_ansi("doors"); -- display prompt - bbs_write_string("\r\n\027[0m(LUA) TL: " .. string.format("%d", bbs_time_left()) .. "m > "); - - + bbs_write_string(string.format("\r\n\027[1;34m [\027[0;36mTime Left\027[1;37m %dm\027[34m]-> \027[0m", bbs_time_left())); + -- read char entered cmd = bbs_read_char(); diff --git a/scripts_examples/filemenu.lua b/scripts_examples/filemenu.lua index 5a84321..e332e65 100644 --- a/scripts_examples/filemenu.lua +++ b/scripts_examples/filemenu.lua @@ -1,5 +1,6 @@ function menu() -- display menu ansi + bbs_write_string("\027[2J"); bbs_display_ansi("filemenu"); @@ -10,7 +11,10 @@ function menu() local sub_name; dir_no, dir_name, sub_no, sub_name = bbs_cur_filearea_info(); - bbs_write_string(string.format("\r\n\027[0mDir: (%d) %s\r\nSub: (%d) %s\r\n(LUA) TL: %dm > ", dir_no, dir_name, sub_no, sub_name, bbs_time_left())); + bbs_write_string(string.format("\r\n\027[0m \027[0;36mDirectory: \027[1;34m(\027[1;37m%d\027[1;34m) \027[1;37m%-20s\027[0;36mSubdirectory: \027[1;34m(\027[1;37m%d\027[1;34m) \027[1;37m%-20s\r\n", dir_no, dir_name, sub_no, sub_name)); + + + bbs_write_string(string.format("\r\n\027[1;34m [\027[0;36mTime Left\027[1;37m %dm\027[34m]-> \027[0m", bbs_time_left())); -- read char entered cmd = bbs_read_char(); diff --git a/scripts_examples/login_stanza.lua b/scripts_examples/login_stanza.lua index 7b21386..4a9351e 100644 --- a/scripts_examples/login_stanza.lua +++ b/scripts_examples/login_stanza.lua @@ -6,8 +6,7 @@ function file_exists(name) if f~=nil then io.close(f) return true else return false end end -bbs_write_string("\r\n\r\nHello World! - This is a LUA Login Stanza script\r\n"); -bbs_write_string("Do you want a quick login? (Y/N) : "); +bbs_write_string("\r\n\r\nDo you want a quick login? (Y/N) : "); local char = bbs_read_char(); @@ -33,11 +32,11 @@ end -- Display Info bbs_write_string("\027[1;37mSystem Information\r\n"); bbs_write_string("\027[1;30m----------------------------------------------\r\n"); -bbs_write_string("\027[1;32mBBS Name : \027[1;37mA Magicka BBS\r\n"); -bbs_write_string("\027[1;32mSysOp Name : \027[1;37mThe Sysop\r\n"); +bbs_write_string("\027[1;32mBBS Name : \027[1;37mCauldron BBS\r\n"); +bbs_write_string("\027[1;32mSysOp Name : \027[1;37mAndrew\r\n"); bbs_write_string("\027[1;32mNode : \027[1;37m" .. string.format("%d", bbs_node()) .. "\r\n"); bbs_write_string("\027[1;32mBBS Version : \027[1;37m" .. bbs_version() .. "\r\n"); -bbs_write_string("\027[1;32mSystem : \027[1;37mA cray supercomputer!\r\n"); +bbs_write_string("\027[1;32mSystem : \027[1;37mA Banana PI!\r\n"); bbs_write_string("\027[1;30m----------------------------------------------\r\n"); bbs_write_string("\027[0mPress any key to continue...\r\n"); bbs_read_char(); diff --git a/scripts_examples/mailmenu.lua b/scripts_examples/mailmenu.lua index 8e5e123..0b12737 100644 --- a/scripts_examples/mailmenu.lua +++ b/scripts_examples/mailmenu.lua @@ -1,16 +1,20 @@ function menu() -- display menu ansi + bbs_write_string("\027[2J"); bbs_display_ansi("mailmenu"); -- display prompt - local conf_no; - local conf_name; - local area_no; - local area_name; + local dir_no; + local dir_name; + local sub_no; + local sub_name; - conf_no, conf_name, area_no, area_name = bbs_cur_mailarea_info(); - bbs_write_string(string.format("\r\n\027[0mConf: (%d) %s\r\nArea: (%d) %s\r\n(LUA) TL: %dm > ", conf_no, conf_name, area_no, area_name, bbs_time_left())); + dir_no, dir_name, sub_no, sub_name = bbs_cur_mailarea_info(); + bbs_write_string(string.format("\r\n\027[0m \027[0;36mConference: \027[1;34m(\027[1;37m%d\027[1;34m) \027[1;37m%-20s\027[0;36mArea: \027[1;34m(\027[1;37m%d\027[1;34m) \027[1;37m%-20s\r\n", dir_no, dir_name, sub_no, sub_name)); + + + bbs_write_string(string.format("\r\n\027[1;34m [\027[0;36mTime Left\027[1;37m %dm\027[34m]-> \027[0m", bbs_time_left())); -- read char entered cmd = bbs_read_char(); diff --git a/scripts_examples/mainmenu.lua b/scripts_examples/mainmenu.lua index 00c43e5..e9f6b39 100644 --- a/scripts_examples/mainmenu.lua +++ b/scripts_examples/mainmenu.lua @@ -1,12 +1,34 @@ +local function readLines(sPath) + local file = io.open(sPath, "r") + if file then + local tLines = {} + local sLine = file:read() + while sLine do + table.insert(tLines, sLine) + sLine = file:read() + end + file:close() + return tLines + end + return nil +end function menu() -- display menu ansi + bbs_write_string("\027[2J"); bbs_display_ansi("mainmenu"); + -- display tagline + + local tLines = readLines("scripts/taglines.txt"); + + local rand = math.random(#tLines); + + bbs_write_string("\r\n\027[1;30m " .. tLines[rand] .. "\r\n"); -- display prompt - bbs_write_string("\r\n\027[0m(LUA) TL: " .. string.format("%d", bbs_time_left()) .. "m > "); - + + bbs_write_string(string.format("\r\n\027[1;34m [\027[0;36mTime Left\027[1;37m %dm\027[34m]-> \027[0m", bbs_time_left())); -- read char entered cmd = bbs_read_char(); @@ -18,3 +40,5 @@ function menu() return cmd; end + +math.randomseed(os.time()); diff --git a/scripts_examples/taglines.txt b/scripts_examples/taglines.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000..8f46c0b --- /dev/null +++ b/scripts_examples/taglines.txt @@ -0,0 +1,367 @@ +Nothing is so smiple that it can't get screwed up. +If this were an actual tagline, it would be funny. +Unable to locate Coffee -- Operator Halted! +Press any key to continue or any other key to quit +We all live in a yellow subroutine. +On a clear disk you can seek forever +All wiyht. Rho sritched mg kegtops awound? +Back Up My Hard Drive? I Can't Find The Reverse Switch! +This tagline is umop apisdn +I don't NEED Robocomm! ... I'm up at 4:00 am +Remind me again how lucky I am to work here +Federal Law prohibits the removal of this tagline +Procrastination Day Has Been Postponed! +Uncontained entropy experiment gone crazy.......maybe. +Humpty Dumpty was pushed! Well, I saw it on X-Files.... +Kill them all! .... Let God sort them out. +IBM = Institute of Black Magic +Taglines: the toilet-stall walls of BBSdom. +Talk is cheap -- supply exceeds demand! +Lye, Cheetham, and Steele: Attorneys at Law +A message from Dewey, Cheatham and Howe, PC +53.7% of all statistics are totally incorrect +Excuse my driving ... I'm trying to reload. +Armadillo: A mouse built to government specs. +Mason-Dixon Line n. Separates y'all from youse guys +The best way to accelerate a Mac is at -32.2 ft/s™. +PRESS To test. RELEASE to detonate. +Remember when safe sex was not getting caught in the act? +Sir! Romulan Warbird decloakingò2šOÿ:þ­ãbœ— NO CARRIER +Basic Flying Rule #1: Keep the pointy end forward. +Sir! Jem'ha'dar warship approachin-- ^{+Kx NO CARRIER +Forget 0 to 60. It's 95 to 55 that counts! +Your E-mail has been returned due to insufficient voltage +Strip mining prevents forest fires. +The 4 major food groups: fast, frozen, junk, & spoiled. +(a) Fast, (b) Reliable, (c) Inexpensive - Pick Two. +OS/2 VirusScan - "Windows found: Remove it? [Y/y]" +The four snack groups: cakes, crunchies, frozen and sweets. +Sushi: known to the rest of the world as 'Bait' +Beware programmers carrying screwdrivers. +SHOCKING TRUTH: 50% of all people are below average.... +...gnorw og... gnorw og... gnorw og nac gnihton +If you trade freedom for security, you get neither. +It it ain't broke, let me have a shot at it. +That which does not kill us strengthens us. +There are no answers, only cross-references. +If it ain't water-cooled... it's a terminal! +Arkansas figured out a way to get rid of Billy-Jeff. +!enilgat cinataS !eraweB æ +"La Quinta." Spanish for "Next to Denny's." +A penny saved is a Congressional oversight. +Optimist: A Yugo owner with a trailer hitch! +Engineers: often wrong, seldom in doubt. +I wish Noah had swatted those two mosquitoes..... +Save the whales.... Collect the entire set! +None of you exist. The sysop types it all in... +Whips & chains? Sorry, that's a hardware problem! +No viruses detected. Must be a pair of Nanites. +In plumbing, a straight flush is better than a full house +What's a 6.9? 69 interrupted by a period. +The backup's not over 'til the FAT table sings. +Are you a Klingon, or is that a turtle on your head? +No Purchase Required. Details in package. +Thesaurus: prehistoric reptile with a great vocabulary. +Mistress - something between a mister and a mattress. +One good turn gets all the blankets. +ASCII stupid question - get a stupid ANSI +Okay, I pulled the pin. Now what? Where are you going? +Stick em up! Okay.... DON'T stick em' up! +He's dead Jim. Grab his tricorder. I'll get his wallet. +He does the work of 3 men.... Larry Moe & Curly. +Anything good is either illegal, immoral or fattening. +Catastrophe n. an award for the cat with the nicest buns +Light at end of tunnel temporarily out of order. +Sir! Romulan Warbird decloaking off th #%NO CARRIER +EBCDIC: Erase Backup Chew Disk Ignite Cards +Docs? Why look at the Docs? Nurses are better. +Tagline dispenser temporarily out of order. +I'm writing a book. I've got the page numbers done. +We're lost, yes.....but we're making good time. +How do they get Teflon to stick to the pans? +clap on (CLAP!CLAP!) clap off (CLAP!) ¾Ö¬ôÔÂùNO CARRIER +User: The hardest-to-setup PC peripheral you can buy. +Psychoceramics: The study of crackpots. +How do you know if you run out of invisible ink? +I'm not tense, just terribly A*L*E*R*T. +Limit Congress to 2 terms: one in office, one in jail! +Windows isn't crippleware: it's "Functionally Challenged" +Keyboard not found. Visualize "F1" to continue. +A KGB keyboard has no ESC key. +A problem can be found for almost every solution. +Golden Rule: He who has the gold makes the rules. +Can you repeat the part after 'Listen very carefully'? +Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change. +A seminar on Time Travel will be held 2 weeks ago.... +The bold print giveth and the fine print taketh away. +Shh! Be vewy qwiet! I'm hunting wuntime ewwows! +"Ummm, trouble with grammar have I? Yes!" --Yoda +My other vehicle is a Galaxy Class Starship +WORK HARDER!... Millions on Welfare depend on YOU! +If all appears to go well, you missed something... +Don't be sexist! Chicks hate that. +"I never met a chocolate I didn't like." --Deanna Troi +Did you expect mere proof to sway my opinion? +Behind every good computer - is a jumble of wire. +You're so vain / I bet you think this tagline's about you +STICK \'stik\ n. 1: A somewhat nonfunctional boomerang. +Boss spelled backwards is "double SOB". +Why do we have training bras? What can we teach them? +Artificial intelligence is better than none. +A preposition is what you don't end a sentence with. Um. +Bureaucrats cut red tape--lengthwise. +"And we had to chisel taglines into the walls of the cave...." +It ain't over, but the fat lady is clearing her throat. +Air pollution is a mist demeanor. +Hah! If only BELL knew what I was doò2šþ­ãbœ— NO CARRIER +Ultimate office automation: networked coffee machines. +Software Independent: Won't work with ANY software. +I idiot-proof my programs, but along comes a bigger idiot. +Tonight's forecast: Dark, scattered light toward dawn. +Exxon - greasing the coastline for smoother boating! +I'm sure it's clearly explained in the Zmodem docs. +Don't sweat petty things, or pet sweaty things. +I used to have a handle on life, then it broke. +All animals are equal, some more than others. +Politics n. Poly "many" + ticks "blood sucking insects" +War is God's way of teaching us geography. +Make headlines! Use a corduroy pillow. +A paid up computer is, by definition, obsolete. +Mainframe: the biggest PC peripheral you can buy. +Multitasking: When you get the weekend chore list. +Perhaps this situation requires a more Klingon response. +I forget the dream, but I'm missing a pajama button... +This message written with recycled electrons. +Maybe I should cut the power before I-- ZZZAAPPOWWWWWW +Now on CD ROM, classic taglines of the computer era. +If worst comes to worst, you *CAN* turn most things off. +Repartee: An insult wearing a suit and tie. +Never judge a man by his taglines. +Why is the word abbreviation so long? +I'm NOT unemployed. ....I'm a consultant. +The flush toilet is the basis of western civilization. +Remember, to a computer 1 + 1 = 10. +And Homer saith unto them, "D'OH!" -- Bart 17:3 +Man who fights with wife all day gets no piece at night. +He who takes credit for rain will be blamed for drought. +Diagonally parked in a parallel universe. +Groundwater. Do you mean crushed ice? +Reward for a job well done: more work. +What goes around usually picks up momentum! +PMS - Periodic Monster Syndrome +"Criminal Lawyer" is a redundancy. +And Adam asked, "What's a Headache?" +It's as easy as 3.14159265358979323846... +Working hard to become roadkill on the Infobahn. +Man, that lightning sounds closõ¯¨©~®Ô NO CARRIER +The only good MAC is a Big Mac. +Blessed are the censors; they shall inhibit the earth. +My computer NEVER locks u ¤Çé NO CARRIER +If it's Tourist Season, howcum we can't shoot 'em, Pa? +Who is General Failure, and why is he reading my disk?! +Been there, done that, got the T-shirt. +ETHERNET - A device for catching the ether bunny. +Monday is a hard way to spend 1/7 of your life. +sophisticated, adj. deprived of its native simplicity. +How come wrong numbers are never busy??? +I'm heavily armed, easily bored, and off my medication. +Don't blame me, I voted Libertarian. +What does "File Allocation Table bad" mean? +All true wisdom is found on T-shirts. --And in taglines. +Desk: A very large wastebasket with drawers. +paranoia: believing this tagline is about you. +Only XT users know that January 1, 1980 was a Tuesday. +Shin n. device for finding furniture in the dark. +I'm a master of Kungfu, Tofu, Snafu...and plain foo. +I have a speech impediment ... my foot. +Never test for an error you don't know how to handle. +Why did CNN cancel that cool "Desert Storm" show? +Contraceptives: use 'em on all conceivable occasions. +Despite the high cost of living, it remains popular. +Tip: Never take a beer to a job interview. +A part of the 57% that -didn't- vote for Clinton. Twice. +Op'ti-mism n. 1. A Yugo with a trailer hitch +Press any key to continue. No, not THAT one! +Behind every great computer lies... a mess of wires! +I am Popeye of Borg. Prepare to be askimilgrated. +Overdrawn? No way! I still have checks left! +Photons have mass? I didn't know they were Catholic... +Trespassers will be shot, survivors will be shot again! +Answers: $1 æ Correct answers: $5 æ Dumb looks: Free! æ +Nobody ever forgets where he buried the hatchet. +Mind like a steel trap - rusted shut! +I used to have a life, now I have a modem. +Tinnn Rooooooooof! --Rusted! +AAAAA - American Association Against Acronym Abuse +ø” thŽÆk · HßV‹ pRŸBl‹Msí m”RPH Lv‰S WTH M‹í +Keep repeating: It's only four more years...... +Ever notice we park in driveways and drive on parkways? +OPCODE: MWAG = Make Wild-Assed Guess +Profanity, the language of computer professionals +Who do you have to sleep with to get service around here? +Halloween is *not* Christmas, even though 31 oct = 25 dec +Pentium Myth #1: The computer only does what you tell it. +Gotta run, the cat's caught in the printer. +Socrates: "I drank WHAT?!" +Money is the Root of All Evil. For more info, send $10. +Tact is for weenies. +In Stereo where available. .elbaliava erehw oeretS nI +Midget soothsayer robs bank! Small medium at large.... +Never share a foxhole with anyone braver than you are. +First Rule of Intelligent Tinkering - Save all parts +What's another word for Thesaurus? +"At last I'm organized," he sighed, and died. +Don't worry, I'm gong tŸ b‚ckup tød…åí!&#~ +I'm just here for moral support... please ignore the gun. +Have a (cute) electrician check your shorts. +This just in: Research causes cancer in rats! +Speed doesn't kill. Stopping very fast kills. +Adolescence - the time between puberty and adultery. +Objects in taglines are closer than they appear. +Do I straddle the fence on issues? Well, yes and no.... +You could be reading the next message by now. +Hold on! Doesn't NT mean NinTendo ? +Basic programmers never die, they gosub and don't return +# of Vulcans needed to replace a bulb? Precisely 1.000 +Veni, Vidi, Velcro. (I came, I saw, I stuck around) +Veni, Vidi, Visa. (I came, I saw, I charged it.) +Do unto others BEFORE they do unto YOU. +Energize! said Picard....and this pink bunny appeared... +I can keep a secret, it's the people I tell who can't. +Can bankers count? Eight windows and only four tellers? +Tweety of Borg: I tawt I attimilated a Puddy Tat! +I used up all my sick days, so I'm calling in dead. +Reality-ometer: [\........] Hmmph! Thought so... +How do they get the deer to cross at the signs? +Computers make very fast, very efficient mistakes. +My wife made me join a bridge club...I jump next week. +True Multitasking = 3 PCs and a chair with wheels! +I'm dangerous when I know what I'm doing. +*/ --Tribble with a lightsaber +ADVENTURE: The land between entertainment and panic. +Never draw fire, it irritates everyone around you. +Ethernet: A device to catch the Ether Bunny. +SYSOP (sih' sawp) n. The guy laughing at your typing. +"I'm sick! I ought to be home in bed with a nurse." +I got everything but the part after "Now listen closely." +Yes, you're right. Unfortunately, I don't really care. +Florida bumper sticker: DON'T SHOOT! I'M LOCAL! +Florida: when we say, "DUCK!", we don't mean Donald. +No way I'm going to use an offline reader! Well, okay. +We aren't surrounded. We're in a target-rich environment. +Be reasonable......do it my way. +Rate yourself as a programmer on a scale of 0 to F. +Cats remind us that not everything in Nature has purpose. +He who laughs last...had to have it explained. +Never check for an error you don't know how to handle. +As confused as a baby at a topless bar. +!edis gnorw eht morf siht ta gnikool era uoY +Life would be much easier if I had the source code. +Confidence is important; the computer can sense fear. +Sheesh! You start havin' fun, and they send the lawyers! +PCMCIA = People Can't Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms +Suicidal dyslexic jumps behind train - film at 11 +"Heh, heh, 2400 baud connects suck!" -- V.bis & Baudhead +I don't have a solution, but I do admire the problem. +Mistress: halfway between a mister and a mattress. +Ensign Pillsbury? He's BREAD, Jim...... +alnal nathrak uth vaas bethud dothiel dienve +Ensign Walnut approaches Dr. Crusher with caution.... +Beware Romulans baring GIFs. + My mind is not for rent / To any god or government  +My other computer runs the Enterprise. +Quark the Ferengi. Perot the Texan. Separated at birth? +Gender: ___ Male ___ Female _X_ Wraeththu +Who is John Galt? +Vanyel Ashkevon, Tylendel and Stefen, r.i.p. +Visit Scenic Melnibon‰ +Think of it as evolution in action. +"I'd like to buy a schwa, Pat." +If you believe in telekinesis, please raise my hand. + Lifting Shadows Off a Dream  +Have an adequate day. +Free the Bound Periodicals! +Never mind the star, get those camels off my lawn! +Do not make whisky in private, or water in public. +Do ministers do more than lay people? +Beer: So much more than a breakfast drink. +D‰j€ Moo: the feeling you have heard this bull before. +Don't be sexist. Broads hate that. + Love is the dance of eternity  +DEL *.* How DARE you erase my tribbles! +You are now entering a School Free Drug Zone. +This is a School-Free Drug Zone. +A Crucifix? Oy vey, have YOU got the wrong vampire... +Those who live by the sword... kill those who don't. +5 billion years the earth takes to form, and we get THIS? +Two silkworms were having a race, but it ended in a tie. +So many books; So little time. +Farewell, friend. I was 1000 times more evil than thou. +IF numcooks > .maxcooks THEN;SET V broth = 'spoiled';END +Love me tender / love me sweet / push me out at 12,000 ft +White dwarf seeks red giant for binary relationship +Phone Farr: the Vulcan 900 number for phone sex +Eschew Obfuscation! +Four snack groups: frozen, crunchies, cakes and sweets. +Blesss usss and splassh us, taglinesss for my preciousss +Once again, Odo wins the Twister championship. +Peter Steele and Armand, vampire -- separated at birth? + Look in the mirror, my friend....  +On the other hand, you have different fingers. +/////////// POLICE TAGLINE - DO NOT CROSS \\\\\\\\\\\\\ +Why yes, I -do- work for a unit of the Illuminati. +Number 6 of Borg - Why I resigned is irrelevant. +"Silence. Music's original alternative. Roots-grunge!" +Acid bath? You're soaking in it... +A man attempting to walk around the world DROWNED today.. +Aibohphobia, n. -- the fear of palindromes. +Sorcerer parking only. Violators will be toad. +"She's dead, Jim. Still warm, though. Flip ya for her?" +"Bother," said Pooh, as he torched the forest..... +WOW!... Short runway...but look how WIDE it is!!! +!enilgat cinataS !eraweB æ +O_O O_O (_) --Mickey & Minnie meet Satan. +I'll have one brain on drugs with bacon, toast and juice. +Misspelled? Impossible. My modem is error correcting. +Squirt guns don't soak people, People soak people. +I am Drunk of Borg. Resistance is floor tile! +Hmmm, fence must still be down over at the funny farm.... +MilliHelen: Amount of beauty needed to launch one ship. +Yea, I'm a pacifist. Wanna make somethin' of it, bub? +"It's Ensign Polo. He's thread, Jim!" +I'm! A! Graduate! Of! The! Bill! Shatner! Acting! School! +Have you seen Quasimodo? I had a hunch he was back. +Dijon vu: The feeling you've tasted this mustard before +Acid absorbs 10 times its weight in excess reality. +Life's essentials: H O C N Ca P Cl K S Na Mg +The Bagginses, they steals our taglines, precioussss .... +69, 714, 2112 Sex, drugs, rock'n'roll +Explosion at the Mint. Change in staff. +Justice is lost, Justice is raped, Justice is gone. +I'm NOT "white," I'm "melanin-challenged." +It's a cookbook! It's a cookbook! +You're so vain / I bet you think this tagline's about you +"Never repeat codes," said the telegrapher remorselessly. +"My arm!", said Captain Hook offhandedly. +9 out of 10 men who try camels prefer women. +Now it's dark. +He's dim, Jed. +We now return to your previously-scheduled topics. +Governments absorb 100x their weight in excess liberties. +A crucifix? Oy vey, have you got the wrong vampire! +...Jupiter, Uranus, Neptune, Pluto, Mickey, Goofey... +"Very funny, Scotty. Now beam up my clothes." +"Oh, Rick, you'll have to think for BOTH of us!" +"Bother," said Pooh, as he bounced off the Starfury. +LSD: Virtual Reality without all the fancy hardware +Copper wire was invented by lawyers arguing over a penny. +What happens when you get scared half to death.....twice? +BUFFERS=20 FILES=15 2nd down, 4th quarter, 5 yards to go! +Southern DOS: Y'all reckon? (Yep/Nope) +Math problems? Call 1-800-10x*(24y-3z^2)-(4y^2+10x^2) +He's not dead,he's electroencephalographically challenged +Hell is full. The damned are now in Tech Support. +I shook my family tree and a bunch of nuts fell out. +Now, witness the power of this fully OPERATIONAL tagline! +I before E except after C, huh? Weird..... +Stewardess trainee: "Where does THIS door gooooooooooooo...."